We could withstand an attack by Godzilla, that's why.
If Godzilla ever stomps his way down from Abu Dhabi, roaring bloody murder and flexing his enormous claws in anticipation, he would be deterred by a security guard his size. You see, local developer AAA Group is doing the citizens of Dubai a great service by building a sentry formidable enough to stop Godzilla in his tracks. They are building... a 35-storey tower in the shape of a man in traditional Gulf dress.
I am not kidding.
So, let's applaud; everyone now, let's applaud the AAA Group for creating a city hero who would open a 140 meter tall can of khaleeji whoopass on any passing mutant lizards looking for a fight, and let's recognize that Dubai is the bestest at city security.
And let's also get excited about the world-firstestness of this innovative structure! I for one would like to pre-register for a 2-bedroom apartment in the man's left buttock! And I'm hoping that, when I want to visit my friend living in a flat in his shoulder, I can ride the spine-themed elevator! Nothing says "class" like chrome-detailed vertebrae.
But that's not all, I read in a different artice that "the peak may include a rotating restaurant and conference centre." Assuming that the peak is his head, we could have the world's first (and BEST!) exorcist-themed architectural triumph, in which you can enjoy a 360 dirham glass of champagne and some fine canapes as you rotate 360 degrees in finest cranial luxury.
3 comments:
LOL. Then you must stay there until it's completion so that I may come and visit. I hope your eye is better chica.
Haha, cool post, and cool blog too.
You know the Dusit Dubai? That is supposed to be shaped like two hands in the Thai greeting of peace. (I can't remember what it's called in Thai, though in Hindi it's Namaste) My husband, who has lived his entire life in this region, was under the impression that it was a pair of pants. So yeah, maybe the marketing here is a little too subtle... :p
I shall take up residence in the man's undescended lesticle.
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