A day in the life of Eva: bathroom surprises

I've been meaning for quite a long time to start a "day in the life" series. I think now is the time, considering I've featured a dent on my car without ever having shown the car itself which I've had for almost a year without yet posting any pictures of the gleaming white beauty (the car that is, not my pale albino self... though I will do my best to arrange a picture of me dressed in white lounging on the hood of the white car... it will be like one of those posters that you stare at for 5 minutes before some 3D images lunges for your jugular with a dizzying leap).

Anyway. I will never have the patience to document one real day in its entirety so you'll have to tolerate this "day in the life" series being out of order.

Let's start with my morning bathroom break at work...
One of the great benefits of my job is the incredibly diverse team I work with. We have over 30 nationalities in the headquarter office of my company and, despite the unusual odors from the microwave at lunchtime, this is overwhelmingly a positive thing. However sometimes it does sneak up and confuse me.

For instance, I was recently minding my own business in the toilet when I noticed a Listerine bottle out of the corner of my eye.
Fine, fine, until I looked a little closer and spent the next 30 seconds convinced I had been stricken with dyslexia:

Yes, the bottle reads:
Melawan kuman-kuman penyebab bau mulut, plak & radang gusi gingivitis