My Brother, the Mexican Pimp in Training

I am pleased to announce my brother's recent acquisition of a vehicle to facilitate his various misadventures. It is a '79 Ranchero, which is indeed a very Metro-esque car, and I expect they will spread good cheer and cheap beer throughout southern California.

I conducted an email interview with him to learn a little more about this exciting new partnership:

Metro: "YEAH!!!! CAR!!!!"

Eva: "What is your car’s anthem song?"
Metro: "Donkey Butt by 2 Live Crew"

Eva: "What is your car’s drink of choice?"
Metro: "Bacardi's Watermelon Rum"

Eva: "If your car could pick its own dashboard decoration, what would it be?"
Metro: "Pizza"

Eva: " Is your car allergic to anything?"
Metro: "Crayons"

Eva: "Does your car like pie? What kind?"
Metro: "Yeah, Pizza Pie. On the dashboard"

Eva: "If your car could replace its wheels with something else, what would it choose?"
Metro: "Tank tracks"

Eva: "If your car witnessed a bank robbery, what would it do?"
Metro: "Honk cause it likes cookies. And robbers"

Eva: "Does your car wear tighty whiteys or boxers?"
Metro: "Boxers. Feel the breeze."

Eva: "If your car had a voice, who would it sound like?"
Metro: "Johnny Bravo"

Eva: "What would your car do on a rainy afternoon with a can of green paint, 3 rollerskates, a pair of ninjas, and a ham?"
Metro: "PARTY!!! Each ninja gets A roller skate to wear on their left foot, push themsleves around with the right foot, and chase the green painted ham that's been stuffed in the other roller skate and is being pushed around by my car. The rain means nothing."


Thanks Metro and Señor 79! I wish you many happy and speeding-ticket-free days together...